Thursday, January 12, 2012


Just a reminder that I'm just posting some random funny things on the blog to clean out my e-mail. They are things I just want to have for the future and things you may want to just skip over reading :)

        The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like
                      to express praise for answered prayers. A lady
                      stood and walked to the podium.
                      She said, "I have a praise, two months ago, my husband
                      Tom had a terrible bicycle wreck, and his scrotum was
                      completely crushed.. The pain was
                      excruciating and the doctors didn't know if they could
                      help him."
                      You could hear a muffled gasp from the men in the
                      congregation as they imagined the pain that Tom must have

                      "Tom was unable to hold me or the children," she
                      went on, "and every move caused him terrible  pain.
                      We prayed as the doctors performed a delicate operation,
                      and it turned out they were able to piece together the 
                      remnants of Tom's scrotum and wrap wire around it to
                      hold it in place."
                      Again the men in the congregation were unnerved  and
                      squirmed uncomfortably as they imagined the  horrible
                      surgery  performed on Tom.
                      "Now," she announced in a quavering voice,
                       "thank the Lord Tom is out of the hospital, and the
                      doctors say that with time his scrotum  should  recover
                      All the men sighed with relief. The pastor rose and
                      tentatively asked if anyone else had something to  say.
                      A man stood up and walked slowly to the podium.
                      He said "I'm Tom." The entire  congregation
                      held its breath.
                      "I just wanted to tell my wife that the word is

Til then-
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