Just a reminder that I'm just posting some random funny things on the blog to clean out my e-mail. They are things I just want to have for the future and things you may want to just skip over reading :)
The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like
to express praise for answered prayers. A lady
stood and walked to the podium.
She said, "I have a praise, two months ago, my husband
Tom had a terrible bicycle wreck, and his scrotum was
completely crushed.. The pain was
excruciating and the doctors didn't know if they could
help him."
You could hear a muffled gasp from the men in the
congregation as they imagined the pain that Tom must have
experienced.
"Tom was unable to hold me or the children," she
went on, "and every move caused him terrible pain.
We prayed as the doctors performed a delicate operation,
and it turned out they were able to piece together the
crushed
remnants of Tom's scrotum and wrap wire around it to
hold it in place."
Again the men in the congregation were unnerved and
squirmed uncomfortably as they imagined the horrible
surgery performed on Tom.
"Now," she announced in a quavering voice,
"thank the Lord Tom is out of the hospital, and the
doctors say that with time his scrotum should recover
completely."
All the men sighed with relief. The pastor rose and
tentatively asked if anyone else had something to say.
A man stood up and walked slowly to the podium.
He said "I'm Tom." The entire congregation
held its breath.
"I just wanted to tell my wife that the word is
sternum."
Til then-
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