Monday, September 7, 2015

Open Letters {4}

Dear Aldi,

I love your store. However, when your card machines were down and customers could only use cash, there were some MAD MAD people in your store. Thankfully, I had $26 so I was able to get a few things I needed. Oh, fun at the grocery store!

Love, One of your best customers

Dear Drivers,

That switch on the left side of your steering column is called a blinker. PLEASE USE IT! It can be very helpful in telling those behind you that you are in fact turning or moving over into the other lane.

Thanks, Actual Blinker User

Dear Weather,

I'm pretty happy with you right now. I know we still have some 90 degree days to come but boy, I am loving the cooler mornings so much! Bring on fall!

Love, Fall Weather Lover

Dear Fall,

Speaking of you, COLLEGE FOOTBALL SEASON IS BACK!!! We are excited!

Love, Tiger Lover

Dear Pumpkin Spice Everything,

Seriously, are you ever going away?

Sincerely, Done

Dear Project Runway, 

What in the world makes me want to watch you so much!?!?

Sincerely, Confused person 

Dear Matt & Mason, 

Thanks for making my birthday awesome last week. It was such a fun day and weekend!

Love, Me



2 comments:

  1. 1. Somehow I missed wishing you a happy birthday, so HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    2. Oh. My. YES YES YES to the blinker-haters. Why? Why do people not use them? Does it expend more than half a calorie to push on that little lever? WHY!??!?!?!?!?!

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  2. I also missed the Happy Birthday Bus. I blame it on the fact that I was working straight nights for about a week and that throws off my internal clock. But Happy Really Late Birthday, and I love you!

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